- 1 package of cream cheese
- 1 jar of marshmallow cream
- assorted fruits
Blend the marshmallow & cream cheese together with some vanilla (probably around a teaspoon, or if you like vanilla as much as I do, about a bottle or two) and then put it in the fridge for a while. Then pretend you are being "healthy" by dipping your fruit in it! Then get crazy & start searching your pantry for other junk to dip in there (cookies, brownies, your face.) Then, since you are totally high on sugar, just eat it by the spoonful.
Later, feel guilty that you ate all that junk because technically you are supposed to be on a diet. Then remember that you ate FRUIT which is totally HEALTHY, therefore it's totally fine (right? RIGHT??)
Repeat the next day. Become fantastically popular by bringing dip to your neighborhood barbeque. Pretend you're cool, even though you are now apparently the kind of person who attends neighborhood barbeques. Serve in something you got by hosting a Pampered Chef party. Talk to neighbors about what soccer team your kids should be on and what cool new Wii games you've all got. Give out Dip Recipe. Realize that you are now a Complete Suburban TOOL. Go home and bang head against wall.
2 comments:
I did this exact thing--although mine was "chip dip" (cause rhyming is how I roll) It was a can of chili, cheese and cream cheese. It was like I was Alton Brown. I talked about it for days.
You are a total suburban tool. What's next? A minivan? D'oh.
You are a woman after my heart - I can justify consuming almost anything containing chocolate, and make other people feel great about consuming large amounts of it.
I have a great email about BBQs; I'll try to remember to post it on my blog for you to read.
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