Grace's Temperature: 101.3
Teaspoons of Tylenol: 1 1/2
Number of Children threatening the Wrath of Tinkerbell (don't ask): 1
Times I threatened to wash mouths out with soap before 7am: 72
Cold Feet kicking me all over my body: 4
Times Ella has changed her outfit this morning: 4
Number of socks she is wearing: 1
Ponytails on her head after doing her own hair: 3
Number of times I have found Grace hugging the toilet like a drunk: 3
Times I have explained that you don't throw up with a fever: 47
Towels lining the hallway "just in case" I'm wrong: 8
Minutes I have been on the computer already this morning: not telling
Number of times I have gone to eat & remembered I'm on a &^%# diet: 12
Brain cells killed checking out what Britney Spears is doing today: 15,345,982
Time I have set for myself to get off my butt: 9:30 am
Time I will actually get off my butt: 3:45 pm
Time Eric gets home from work: 4:00 pm
Seriously, I have got to get a life.
1 comment:
So I'm totally late on this one! As always, clever and hilarious (oh yeah, and your blog's pretty good too)
I love the wrath of Tinkerbell! She's not afraid to lay the smack down! Tinkerbell package going off TODAY!
H.
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