
Please be warned- at 1AM, and after taking a dangerous amount of prescription cough syrup, I've decided to blog. Because who needs sleep? or sanity? Not me! Just keep passing the codeine, please.
As confirmed by our family doctor this afternoon, I totally WIN at being SICK!! Eric can SUCK IT! We have been miserable since getting home from vacation (&^%$# airplanes) and have had lovely matching coughs and fevers of 102. Our luggage is still packed and the kids have been literally foraging for food among the piles of laundry and unopened mail, but whatever- I WIN! I have bronchitis for real, Eric only has a lame little respiratory infection (wuss) and of course, the girls are totally fine and taking advantage of the whole thing. I think it may have freaked our doctor out when I asked her who was technically "sicker" and was all excited that it was me. Seriously, I'll take any victory over Eric I can get- he can't even accuse me of cheating because a Medical Professional was totally the referee.
Anyways, I will not even attempt to post anything about our vacation, which was awesome- unfortunately my brain is just not working that well just yet. It is working well enough, however, to pull the word "Chupacabra" out of nowhere, make Eric find my laptop so we could look it up on wikipedia, and laugh hysterically about it for an unreasonable amount of time. Did I mention I love codeine?
1 comment:
You win! You are the sickest--similar to the "who has puked the most" game Blake and I play. I always win.
I'll allow to delay in vacation pictures--for now. Have your doctor contact me immediatly.
Oh, and feel better.
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